Twitter is the new fan mail—which is totally awesome, because now we all get to giggle at the embarrassing, TMI-filled missives that you blast to your idols. (Breathlessly awaiting the day someone learns how to program perfume and stickers.) That's why yesterday's microblog mailbag gave us such particular cheer: in case you missed the HUGE news that the U.S. has abandoned its nuclear missile defense shield Nick Jonas turned 17, Twitter went bonkers with birthday well-wishing of an, shall we say, incredibly enthusiastic variety. Excerpts:
The Panty-Throwers:
"Happy Birthday
Nick JONas . ! my futuree husband. & no im not like the other
100000000000000 qirls that are obsessed with him. i have class." —JBStephy
"@ Nick, I tried to leave you a message... yesterday, but I'm not sure if you got it. Anyways, Happy happy Birthday!..." —JonasInMyHeart
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK WISH THE BEST LIFE ALL THOUGH
YOU ARE HAVING IT ;p i love so much and i wish to see you all happy
birthday again!" —oreoweya
"OMGosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stoping everythin u're doin. today's NICK JONAS birthday - congratulations - i love u. kisses." —MarinaCG in Brazil
The Jealous Haters:
"Happy Birthday Nick! I doubt you have any hair on your nutz....maybe next year." —lorenparker, in Austin, TX
"The birthday of Nick Jonas was a trending topic this week. " --belovednewo in Raleigh, N.C.
"No offense to Nick Jonas.... But i don't care about what he [g]ot for his bday. So radio, shut up." —senshi v
"I *** hate sharing a birthday with Nick Jonas. ):< At least I wasn't on Twitter to see him possibly trend." and then, "Yeahokay. I just saw Happy Birthday Nick trending. Yep, my birthday's ruined. Thanks a *** lot you stupid fangirls. ):<" —sylvarant in Houston, TX
"o0o0oh its Nick Jonas. Happy Birthday Nick, your f---ing gay and sleep with your brothers. Lemme see some hate <3" —backtothe_start in New York
The Hilarious Non Sequiturs:
"@ Happy Belated Birthday NICK!!! You have the same birthday as my aunt." —puddingrox_21 in Canada
"well i hope that nick jonas did have a happy birthday. i hope everybody has a good birthday. even chase utley & cole hamels." —blueice61021 in Virginia Beach, Va.
"Had a dream that Nick Jonas tweeted that he was a conservative....it made my day untill i woke up...lol" —karoline525
