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Brian Braiker
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Jan 10, 2008 05:11 PM
Well that about wraps it up for
me, your deflowered CES correspondent. I have a flight to catch in a couple
hours, which is about how long the cab lines are around here. It's been complete
gadget madness. Tech overload. It's hard to say that I have any favorites--I've
looked at everything from refrigerators to televisions to robots to porn--and
I'm still trying to process it all. I'll let the pros prognosticate on what the
hits and the duds will be. But I have heard grumblings among my fellow reporters
(and even exhibitors): There was no big story this year. No home run. No
major hit. CES is just too big, they complain. Exhibitors are
frustrated because it's hard to stand out in this crowd. Unless you've got a
freakshow of a gadget (150-inch screen, anyone?), there's no way you're going to
gin up any major buzz. I don't have anything to compare this year's show
to since it is my first time, but there does seem to be this undercurrent of
disappointment. People are vaguely underwhelmed--and exhausted.
Maybe they're jaded, but I certainly saw some pretty neat
stuff here. Some people who come to CES year in and year out may have lost the view
of the forest for all those high-tech trees. Just as you don't see yourself age
when you look in the mirror every day, you tend to forget that technological
evolution is grinding ever onward: geek guru Robert Scoble mentioned offhand
that he remembers when he couldn't even make a cell phone call from the
floor--and now folks are streaming high definition video. That sounds like a
pretty great story to me.
And now I've got a plane to board. I can't wait to settle
in and spend some quality time with one of the lowest-tech items on earth: a
book.
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Brian Braiker
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Jan 10, 2008 03:38 PM
What is it?
The BUG.
How much will it cost
me?
$349 (although there is an "early adopter" price of
$299)
Who makes it?
Bug Labs
Why
should I care?
You can invent your own gadget. How cool is
that?
How would you describe it?
BUG is a collection
of palm-sized modules that snap together to build any gadget you can
imagine--like Voltron. Each module is it's own individual gadget: there's a BUG
camera, a GPS device, a keyboard, video output and so on. Where it gets
mindbendingly neato is that you can attach up to four of them at a time onto the
"BUGbase," which is essentially a programmable computer (Linux, for those of you
keeping score at home). The individual modules now work in concert. So if, for
example, you plug the GPS device and the camera into the base, you have created
a toy that can automatically publish geo-tagged photos online (think Google
Street View). Swap out the GPS device for the LCD screen and you have a web cam
or can publish photos live to Flickr. Stick on a motion detector and you have
programmable home security -- it senses movement, snaps a pic and e-mails it to
you. The list of various permutations goes on.
When can I get my
hands on it?
January 21
Your
verdict?
Manna of the geeks
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Brian Braiker
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Jan 10, 2008 03:11 PM
What
is it?
A new line of interactive robots
How much will it
cost me?
$100-$300, depending on the model.
Who makes it?
WowWee
Why should I
care?
Because they're robots! Befriend them now before they enslave us
all.
How would you describe it?
Mr. Personality has a color LCD screen where his face ought to be. It tells
jokes, plays games, and has a personality you can reprogram through a USB
connection. If the writer's strike is still underway by the time Mr. Personality
hits the market this summer, you'll be happy to plunk down the $250.
The
three-wheeling Tri-Bot also yukks it up--at half the price ($100)--with
eyebrows that jag up and down as he tells his goofy jokes. He also plays games that
require you to maneuver him in certain patterns. The Tri-Bot takes a page out of
the Wii playbook: you steer him with a motion-sensitive remote control that that
you simply tilt from side to side.
Also slated for release this summer
is the Femisapien, the voluptuous fembot. At just $100, she'll be marketed to
women and girls--especially women and girls who dig wicked bellbottoms, platform
shoes and Daft Punk. She
responds to voice commands and even dances when she hears music.
Slightly
more sinister looking--and definitely much cooler--is the Rovio ($300), a
surveillance bot with a video camera, microphone, and Wi-Fi capabilities. The
three-wheeled Rovio can stream video from its camera to remote locations with a
broadband-connected Windows PC or smartphone. Unfortunately it's not invisible,
so it's unlikely your mark won't notice he's being spied on.
When
can I get my hands on it?
The full line of robots will be on sale
by late summer.
What's your verdict?
Good clean pointless fun.
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Brian Braiker
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Jan 10, 2008 01:57 PM
What is it?
The Central Park Refrigerator.
How much will it cost me?
1,999, not including accessories.
Who makes it?
Whirlpool
Why should I care?
Because this fridge stores much more than food.
How would you describe it?
The stainless steel fridge comes equipped with an accessory port hidden on
top of the freezer door. Whirlpool has teamed with partners to make gizmos that
slide stylishly onto the face of the fridge. On display at CES was a digital
picture frame ($249), an iPod dock, a back-lit white board that doesn't stain,
and a fully-functioning tablet PC (pricing not yet available on these items).
Each accessory is about the size of an atlas and is powered by the
fridge.
The Clio Vu, the touchscreen 512 MG tablet PC made by Data
Evolution, is super cool -- it pops out of its docking station and folds open to
reveal a keyboard. It syncs with Outlook and connects wireless to the Web so it
can stream videos and access e-mails. Perfect for storing recipes, grocery lists
and your calendar. The Ceiva snap-on picture frame is great because magnets
don't work on stainless steel fridges and ... well, when was the last time you
printed out a photo anyway? Now you can slide a memory stick into the frame and
treat yourself to a slide show of your latest pictures. Better yet: post a photo
of yourself in your fat pants to dissuade you from that midnight
snack.
When can I get my hands on it?
Now.
What's your verdict?
Very, very cool. But at two grand per fridge, not counting the cost of
accessories, it might make sense wait until the technology is refined--and
proves that it's here to stay.
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Brian Braiker
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Jan 9, 2008 06:12 PM
Today in breaking Vegas news: the Adult Entertainment Expo has
kicked off in earnest, if you can use that word to describe anything
the adult industry does. The porn show and the gadget show usually
occur concurrently, planets in parallel orbit, peeking at each other
from a safe distance. The vast majority of CES's show space is at the
Las Vegas Convention Center. But there is a fairly large number of
exhibitors located a quick bus ride across town at the Sands Hotel. As
it happens, the Adult Expo is also being held at the Sands hotel this
year--and by a delicious twist of fate, about 100 yards away from the "Sandbox Summit" for child-friendly technology. Ah, Vegas, you saucy minx of a party hostess you.
In
the interest of, uh, hard news, I finagled myself an Adult Expo press
pass and sauntered around the exhibition space (and boy howdy, do these
people ever live up to their status as official "exhibitors"). Now this
is a family CES blog, so I am going to really try to keep things
relevant here. As I sauntered around the floor, failing utterly to not
look completely awkward, I saw just as many flat screen TVs on display
as there are scattered about CES. And, weirdly, I kept noticing signs
for HD-DVD. Two thoughts instantly occurred to me:
1. I wonder if Warner Bros.'s recent decision to go with Blu-ray is going to have ripples through the porn world. And ...
2. High-definition porn? Eeeew.
A year ago, some media folks were inclined to think that porn was going to be the deciding factor in the high-def format wars. This, of course, assumed the industry was as big--and therefore as influential--as it claims to be, which it probably isn't.
(When VHS beat Betamax as the dominant home video tape format, one
theory was that Betamax lost because porn cast the deciding vote for
VHS--also probably not true.)
Now
that Warner Bros. has chosen sides in the latest format war, it seems
likely that Blu-ray will emerge the dominant technology. But here in
the Hustler booth is a big HD-DVD sign. I asked Drew Rosenfeld, Hustler
Video Group's creative director, if he now regretted having apparently
cast his lot with HD. "At this point, we're thinking of shifting gears
and going completely Blu-ray," he says. The industry has been reluctant
to fully embrace Blu-ray, he says, because it's more difficult and
expensive to replicate (that is, to put the content onto disc). Hustler
has so far released one DVD on the format, he says, and they've had to
have the discs replicated in Taiwan--a hotbed of piracy, which is a
massive scourge on the industry. He anticipates releasing "a full range
of Blu-ray products" by mid-year.
Bruce Whitney at Adam &
Eve Pictures says his company has been slow to jump into the high
definition market precisely because there wasn't yet a single dominant
format. "We've been unsure how the high-definition market is going to
work out," he says. The company, which also had a few HD-DVD logos up
in its booth, has released four titles on HD-DVD and none on Blu-ray
(the first Blu-ray release won't come before May, says Whitney).
In
this way, Adam & Eve is part of a broader industry trend, says
Justin Bourne, an associate editor at Adult Video News, the trade
publication that sponsors the Expo. "I think, just to be safe, the
industry is going both ways," he says with no trace of irony. "[Warner
Bros.] will have an effect, but I don't think it's going to happen for
a while."
The old aphorism is that porn peddlers are the earliest of high tech
adopters (also seen at the Expo: a vibrator that plugs into your iPod
and buzzes in rhythm). But this time around the adult industry needs to
take the same wait-and-see approach the rest of us do. Fortunately for
them they know a thing or two about staying power.
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Brian Braiker
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Jan 9, 2008 12:56 PM
"We believe the future of automobiles is bright and electronic." So said GM CEO Rick Wagoner last night at his keynote address,
the first such speech delivered by a Detroit chief at CES. To prove his
point, he unveiled its new hydrogen-powered Cadillac Provoq--certainly one of the biggest pieces of hardware to debut in
Vegas this week. Good thing there are so many hydrogen refueling
stations in this country! Oh, wait ...
Like the Chevy Volt, the Provoq would run on GM's new "E-Flex" architecture.
It won't be ready for several years, but the Provoq, with its fuel cell
stacks and lithium ion battery pack, is certainly an exciting prospect
as fuel prices hover at the $100-per-barrel mark. It could also be the
first zero-emission luxury car, running up to about 100 mph and
emitting only water vapor. And yet. What Wagoner neglected to mention
is that hydrogen fuel is made by reforming natural gas, a process which
releases CO2. Not so efficient ... or, for that
matter, green.
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Brian Braiker
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Jan 8, 2008 06:53 PM
Yesterday, the first official day of CES, kicked off with a bunch of announcements from Panasonic President Toshihiro Sakamoto. Chief among them is the 150-inch plasma--which the company is calling the "Life Screen," probably because that sounds better than the "Life Savings Screen"--the largest plasma screen in the world. Although there was no official word from Panasonic, analysts have predicted the TV could go for as much as $100,000. For those of you keeping score at home (and actually know what this stuff means), the TV has 2,000-by-4,000 pixel resolution. It is 11 feet wide. Which is the size of nine 50-inch plasma TVs.
I finally got a look at it today. Here you go:
I included the guy standing in front of the TV in order to give you some perspective as to how freakishly large this thing is. He's 15 feet tall. That cocked thumb alone is the size of a VW Beetle. And yet he is dwarfed--dwarfed!--by the Monster TV. If, for some reason, the screen were to topple over it would kill everyone in Las Vegas. Let us pray that it does not.
As I mentioned in passing before, the only TV I own is a 30 year-old cathode ray dinosaur that runs on diesel fuel. It's sitting on the floor in my house, not even plugged in. I can't lift it up to put it on our coffee table. Years of not watching TV, I've concluded, have made me a better person than you. And yet. Looking at this plasma leviathan, I have only one thought: Daddy want.
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Brian Braiker
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Jan 8, 2008 06:50 PM
So I'm staying in the Las Vegas Hilton, which is directly across the
street from the convention center. To get from my 7th-floor
far-east-wing room to the center of the action, I only have to walk 12
miles. You see a lot of stuff on that journey--slot machine zombies,
frozen in time; some fairly righteous facial hair; despair. By far the
most excellent thing I've noticed so far is the Las Vegas Hilton Barry
Manilow gift shop.
The Hilton, of course, is where Fat Elvis performed 837 consecutive sold-out shows, performing before a cumulative 2.5 million people. The Vegas Hilton is the site of greatness! The King's castle!
And now, well, there's this:
Yes, that is a fridge stocked to bursting with Barry brand agua. Refresh. Re-hydrate. Manilow.
I don't know about you, but nothing evokes the quenching power of cool,
fresh mountain spring water like the He Who Writes the Songs. Drink
deep of Manilow, America. Savor his essence. I know I will.
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N'Gai Croal
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Jan 8, 2008 03:28 PM

Seagate's D.A.V.E., pictured on the right
What is it?
D.A.V.E. (Digital Audio Video Experience) Platform
How much will it cost me?
To be announced, but the rumor mill claims under $200.
Who makes it?
Seagate.
Why should I care?
It's a portable hard drive that connects wirelessly to a slew of devices--perfect for those memory-starved iPhones.
How would you describe it?
When
I first saw D.A.V.E. at hard drive manufacturer Seagate's fall press
tour in New York City, they didn't have a working model to show me. Now
they do, and it's one of the subtly coolest things we've seen at CES
2008. It's a 60 gigabyte hard drive with built-in Bluetooth 2.0 and
Wi-Fi, a Web server, and DLNA (Digital Living Network Alliance)
support. What that means in plain English is that you can store a vast
amount of content on the drive--data, photos, music, movies--then
easily access it on your mobile phone, iPhone, PDA, laptop, TV or
Playstation 3 that supports Bluetooth or Wi-Fi. The demo I saw showed D.A.V.E. working in conjunction
with both an iPod Touch (pictured above) and a car stereo, and it was
sweet to be able to play a movie or listen to a song stored on a
separate device without needing a wire (though if necessary, there is a mini-USB connector). Even better, multiple devices
can access different files--or the same file--simultaneously.
What's
confusing me is that Seagate currently has no plans to offer D.A.V.E.
directly to consumers, even through its own Web site. Instead, it will
be teaming up with companies like Harman/Becker for car stereo systems;
PortoMedia for selling digital movies, TV and music at kiosks; and
Sanyo for use with its camcorders. I can't for the life of me believe
that retailers would turn away this product or that it couldn't at
least sell D.A.V.E. directly through its site, because all it would
take is a couple of video clips of this gadget in action and geeks
would be lining up to score one--especially iPhone users. Nevertheless,
Seagate execs are sticking to their guns on this strategy, but I hope
they'll change their minds.
When can I get my hands on it?
Last quarter of 2008.
What's your verdict?
Buy...if only Seagate would sell it to you directly.
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Brian Braiker
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Jan 8, 2008 02:03 PM
You would think the press room at the Consumer Electronics Show would
have some pretty tech-savvy reporters in it. Well, you'd be right. But
you'd also be surprised at how dumb they can be.
I was typing an email on one of the eleventy thousand laptops available
in the corral and I thought I had properly hit Ctrl-C to copy a chunk
of text. When I hit Ctrl-V, something very different popped up on my
screen: a personal ad, complete with an email address. Apparently the
person who had been on this computer before me had been dabbling in
some extracurricular computer time--and neglected to cover her tracks.
Unfortunately nothing too scandalous was involved. To wit:
If you had three wishes, what would they be?: 1. Good
health for myself and my family. 2. The resources to continue to travel
for the rest of my life. 3. A husband and 1-2 kids.
Well, now! As it happens, I am a husband with exactly 1-2 kids. Maybe I should get in touch?
Describe an interest you have that you would truly hope
your partner could share with you.: Entertaining. Nothing makes me
happier than filling my house with friends, good food, and good drinks.
I would want a partner that enjoyed the same.
Oh, maybe not. I hate good food and good drinks. And especially my friends.
Personal ads are boring! Let's see what's going on over at good old
dependably sleazy Craigslist. What do you think you get when you
navigate on over to the "casual encounters" section and type in the
search term "CES"? Let's find out ...
Oh my! Nothing you should be reading at work, that's for sure.
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Brian Braiker
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Jan 8, 2008 01:48 PM
What is it?
The Guitar Hero Air Guitar Rocker
How much will it cost me?
$30 suggested retail price
Who makes it?
Jada Toys, Inc.
Why should I care?
Because the air guitar is as integral to rock as stairways are to heaven.
How would you describe it?
Strap
on the Air Guitar belt buckle and unleash your inner rock demon. By
waving a guitar pick over a mini amplifier attached to your belt, you
can "play" songs by coordinating the tempo at which you move your hand.
Simply strum the air and the amp crunches out a righteous power chord.
It's up to you strum in time ... and, unless you happen to be Slash,
look like a moron. It comes loaded with 10 guitar riffs, ranging in
skill level from 1-5, including Black Sabbath's "Iron Man," Deep
Purple's "Smoke on the Water," Motorhead's "Ace of Spades," Van Halen's
"You Really Got Me", Boston's "More Than a Feeling," and five original
Air Guitar Rocker freestyle riffs. Perfect for parties, especially when
you're too wasted to play the actual Guitar Hero.
When can I get my hands on it?
Mosh. Uh, sorry. March.
What's your verdict?
More than a feeling: go forth and shred
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Steven Levy
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Jan 8, 2008 01:03 PM
Times approximate
7:00 A.M.: Send report of last night’s Bill Gates keynote to editors.
7:50:
Walk out of hotel, get in endless cab line. One cab pulls up five
minutes later, two people get in. Valet asks if anyone wants to go to
the Convention Center and share the cab. People on line, mostly
Japanese convention-goers, are frozen. New York City instincts kicking
in, I leap forward.
8:15: Arrive at Convention Center
for Sony Pictures Television breakfast. Look at Sony booth while coffee
is being set up. Admire the new super-bright OLED TV’s,
which, with 11-inch screen and fingernail-thin width, are like
cufflinks compared to 150 inches of high-def screen elsewhere on the
floor.
8:30: Talk to executive for a very big company
that’s on top of the world who used to work for a very big company
whose good fortunes have turned rotten. Hear devastating stories about
the former company and interesting insights on his current employer. It
will probably be the best conversation of the week.
9:30: Sony
Presentation for Sony Pictures Television opens with introduction by
Vanna White, then has Alex Trebek (looking good after heart attack)
chatting with Steve Mosko, head of the division. He introduces a
digital service with content in 4-minute bursts, cut out of full-size
dramas and Seinfeld episodes. Jerry Seinfeld appears, does 15 minutes
of jokes about toiles and commercials--but very funny. Tony Bennett
comes out and sings a song.
10:30: Struggle with iPhone to get it to resend file I sent in early morning, which didn’t go through.
11:00: Go
to “Industry Insider” speech by Chief Yahoo Jerry Yang. Before he
takes the stage there are slides of “fun facts” about Yahoo, all of
which have to do with its huge user base, like telling how many times
Yahoo users would circle the earth if they were arranged around the
equator (three). He shows new mobile software.
Noon: Go
to Microsoft press building (a separate structure outside the hall) to
interview Chief Technical Officer Craig Mundie supposedly over lunch.
There are boxed lunches in a waiting area, but I don’t take one,
figuring we’ll have food inside. There isn’t. PR person asks if he
could tape the interview. I say OK, and take out my own recorder. Brief
discussion on how great digital tape recorders are.
12:03 P.M.: My tape recorder stops. Screen says “low battery.”
12:05: Microsoft
PR guy has extra batteries, so interview resumes. Discussion of
spectrum auction, Microsoft’s impact on consumer electronics, Bill
Gates’ departure, and personality of One Laptop Per Child leader Nicholas Negroponte.
1:00: Food
outside the interview rooms is gone. I go to press room where there is
a long line for the lunches provided reporters. Someone calls out,
“There’s only rice and beans.” Go into a room full of computers to do
email.
1:10: Internet goes down in press room.
1:20: Walk around some of the 1.7 square feet of exhibition space. Lots of noise and big TVs.
2:00: Take Las Vegas Monorail back to hotel and eat lunch in a facsimile of a Paris bistro under a fake twilight sky.
3:00: Internet in hotel room.
3:20: Get email from a Microsoft PR person. I left my tape recorder on the table there.
4:00:
Walk to Venetian Hotel for meeting and press conference. Sidewalks
lined with people passing out cards for “Girls Direct to your Room in
20 minutes.”
4:30: Interview Ron Sanders, head of
Warner Brothers Home Video, the guy who just stuck a dagger in the
heart of the HD-DVD hi-def format fight by announcing that his
company--the biggest studio in home video--would support Blu-Ray
exclusively. (Previously Warners was the only studio supporting both
formats.) He says he was just following the consumer, who is buying
Blu-Ray two-to-one.
5:00: Press conference of Blu-Ray
consortium, with Sanders and reps from other studios promoting the
format, is an hour-long gloat-fest. Old message: We’re better than
HD-DVD. New message: Now that format war is over, we must “educate”
consumers to buy new players and the more expensive disks.
6:00:
Almost get killed crossing the street to the Wynn. Attend
ShowStoppers, a show-within-a-show with more than 100 companies
presenting new stuff. See an air-guitar variation on Guitar Hero,
test a Wi-Fi picture frame, taste beer made from BeerTender, a Krups
product that taps a keg of Heineken. Interviewed twice by different
people on Podcast Network. Run out of business cards.
8:45:
Decision time--there are two parties at the Palms (Intel and Digital
Freedom party sponsored by Consumer Electronics Association), and a
Sony party at some hotel I’m staying at. Ponder this while waiting in
cab line with a friend who’s going to the Palms.
9:30: Get to head of cab line. Decide to go back to hotel.
10:15: Sony
“After Hours” party is happily low key, with three-piece acoustic band
playing classic rock covers. Talk to a few people--“See anything new?”
“Not really”--and get a brew from a bartender, not a BeerTender.
Someone asks the band to play “Free Bird.”
11:15: Back to room. Email. Sleep.
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Brian Braiker
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Jan 7, 2008 03:31 PM
This place is overwhelming. You've heard the stats, but they bear
repeating: 2700+ exhibitors, 1.8 million square feet of floor space,
140,000 attendees, one too many Germans. I've been ambling around for
the past couple of hours and I've only seen the bulk of one hall (there
are three at the Convention Center alone, not counting the various
other CES-related displays and events scattered throughout town). I'm
not complaining, really, it's all very shiny and flashy. But you have
to feel sorry for the exhibitors—how do you stand out in an
environment like this? I saw a photo-editing display set up next to a high-tech sewing machine
display. CES: daring to take Bedazzled into the 21st century! Too much ... technology ... having ... seizures. People
are trying really hard to differentiate themselves. There are lots and
lots of scantily clad and heavily made-up ladies—tech tarts!—who
leap out at you and want to know "Are you sick of listening to your
voicemail?!" (Not if it's from you, hotpants --Ed.). It all smacks of desperation a little.
By far the best thing I've seen so far was a display that involved a
performance by a hip hop trio that called itself The Hip Hop Opera. At
first I was skeptical (I was, after all, on my way to track down Chuck
D, a true godfather, whose appearance here may be evidence that he is
no longer fighting the power. I would later learn he is in the South
Hall ... of a different hotel.) The Hip Hop Opera is fronted by a guy
who goes by Supernatural and who claims to hold the world record for
longest free style rap. A quick search on the Internets bears this out. First
he introduces his beat box buddy who does a dazzling display of
expectorational pyrotechnics, replete with Grandmaster Flash and Afrika
Bambaataa quotes. It would have made Dough E. Fresh proud. It would
have brought tears to Rahzel's eyes. Then Supernatural himself grabbed
the mic, encouraging the ever-ballooning audience to pull anything they
had had out of their pockets. Dude masterfully incorporated everything
into his rhymes for a good 20 minutes: Bluetooth, aluminum trinkets, mirror,
keys, a crochet needle. Here he is in action (pardon my Blackberry photo-taking non-abilities):

It was a masterful display and it would have gotten me curious about
any product that had his support. The only problem: I have no idea what
product he was there to support.
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Brian Braiker
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Jan 7, 2008 01:02 PM
It's a cliche reportorial trick, but a tested one: When you get to a new city, chat up your friendly cab driver. You always learn a little dirt, get a little flavor. (A fellow reporter once told me the same holds true for strippers -- of course, I wouldn't know. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Don't you believe me?) I've been to Vegas four or five times in the past (this is my first time here for work) and I always learn something new from the cab drivers. Like for example: they absolutely hate CES. Can you blame them? Some 140,000 technophiles flood the city, don't really gamble or drink to excess and leave, I am told, lousy tips. Now they have one more reason to be grumpy: competition. This year they're putting hundreds of additional cabs on the streets during CES (and that other convention). They're also having drivers work shifts of up to 12 hours, which doesn't seem entirely safe. I haven't been able to hammer down a specific number, but one cab driver told me there would be 800 additional taxis; another cabbie told me 500. These guys would make lousy fact checkers. Still, I was curious enough to Google around a bit and found the Las Vegas taxi driver blog, which has this fairly hilarious post about the CES demanding that the taxicab authority put 300 more cars into circulation. Key quote:
"CES is basically a show where juvenile geek’s from all the Globalist hot spots gather in Las Vegas to look at the latest gizmos nobody needs but are convinced they cannot live without.
Don’t expect any earth changing technology to flow from this latest GeekFest. Back in the late 1990’s when the Global Elite figured out the Internet truly could threaten their grip on World Dominance, they have worked mightily to insure the bandwidth never showed up which could have truly diversified Power to all Peoples of the World."
OK, a little batty. Still. Whether there are 300, 500 or 800 more cabs on the road this week is immaterial. It all boils down to one thing for my taxi-driving friends in this fairly astute and poetic conclusion:
"So in a nutshell CES and the Taxi Business are similar. Too many apps--too many cabs, and far too few roads and access points to make proper use of."
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Brian Braiker
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Jan 7, 2008 01:00 PM
The good people at Newsweek have seen it fit to send not one, not two, but three people from New York to Vegas this year. There's Steven Levy who has been writing books on technology since I was in fourth grade. There's N'Gai Croal whose knowledge of games and gadgets will leave you gasping in incomprehension approximately 6 seconds after you ask him "What are you looking forward to at CES?" Then there's, well, me. One of my prized posessions is a record player; my only television is sitting in a closet collecting dust. Forget about asking me the difference between Blu-ray and HD-DVD technologies. I am typing this blog entry from the press room at the Las Vegas Convention Center becuase I couldn't make my laptop go online from my hotel room. Which is fine because I forgot to bring my laptop's charger with me anyway.
So I'm the third man here at CES. You've got two of the best technology reporters working today, both of whom have their own Wikipedia entries. And you have me, a daddy blogger who, incidentally, can't seem to shake the stomach flu he woke up with yesterday, courtesy of his daughter. Obviously I'm not going to beat any lifetime beat reporters at their own beat. But I am a reporter, so with a little luck I'll be able to figure out which are the right questions to ask the right people. I'll be the advocate for the poor schlub who still pines for Betamax; the guy who gave up after Apple's Newton let him down.
And as a former arts editor, I'll be delving deep into the cultural significance of CES. For example: in breaking technology news I've learned that Chuck D is manning a booth here! Awesome! And Kevin Costner's band is playing later today. Rock on, Bodyguard! And did you know that there's a shadow convention going on this week as well? As it does every year, the Adult Entertainment Expo is, uh, going down simultaneously on the other side of the, er, strip. Hilarious! Aren't geeks the core consumers of porn? Isn't this some perfect storm of conventiony goodnes? You can bet I'll be putting my Luddite reportorial chops to work on this important CES story.
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Jan 6, 2008 03:52 PM

Gawker Media managing editor Noah Robischon (right) in the CES 2008 press room
When I decided to finally take the plunge into blogging in September
of 2006, I consulted a handful of friends who work as journalists for
their advice. Foremost among them was Gawker Media managing editor Noah
Robischon: since he's the James Truman to Nick Denton's Si Newhouse in
the Gawker Media blog empire, I thought his counsel would be invaluable
as I prepared to embark upon this new endeavor. And even though I
flagrantly disregarded his advice on the length of my blog posts
(75-150 words or less) and their frequency (12 posts a day), his wealth
of knowledge and willingness to share his insights with me prompted me
to dub him my Blogfather, a role he's continued to play with unfailing
good cheer.
We ran into each other yesterday in the press room before and after CES Unveiled, where he was gathered with the Gizmodo
crew (most of whom were wielding MacBook Pros as their weapon of
choice) plotting their assault on CES. Robischon introduced us to the
team, including Gizmodo editor Brian Lam, who, among other things, was
planning his and senior associate editor Jason Chen's "Mission Impossible"-style covert entry to the CES show floor.
The Blogfather was kind enough to invite me to the team dinner later
Saturday night at Mon Ami Gabi in the Paris Hotel, where we all
exchanged wicked-smart opinions (theirs, of course) about Blu-Ray vs.
HD-DVD, Apple vs. Sony, Microsoft vs. Google, "The Wire" vs. "The
Sopranos" and Walt Mossberg/David Pogue vs. the rest of us pikers tech journalists. An informative and tasty close to a merely so-Saturday at CES.
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Jan 6, 2008 02:15 PM

Vestalife Ladybug iPod speakers
What is it?
Ladybug iPod speakers.
How much will it cost me?
$110 for the standard models, $125 for the limited edition versions.
Who makes it?
Vestalife.
Why should I care?
In the crowded marketplace of iPod accessories, the Ladybug's stylish design still managed to turn our heads.
How would you describe it?
Design's
the thing when it comes to the Ladybug; after all, it's just a pair of
speakers with a subwoofer in the back. But Vestalife has come up with a
clever look that's almost as retro-futuristic as the iPod itself, right
down to a soft rubber casing that I suspect will win the approval of
female iPod lovers. For the fellas (and edgier gals) Vestalife has
teamed up with Element Skateboards for two models that have more of an urban vibe
to them. As for the specs of the Ladybug, it's a full-fledged iPod dock
thanks to its USB port, and it also includes an input for non-iPod
devices and an A/V output so that you can watch your videos on a
bigger screen.
When can I get my hands on it?
Early February.
What's your verdict?
Buy.
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Jan 6, 2008 12:50 PM

diNovo Mini wireless keyboard from Logitech
What is it?
diNovo Mini wireless keyboard.
How much will it cost me?
$150.
Who makes it?
Logitech.
Why should I care?
If
you've got a Windows Media Center PC or a Playstation 3 in your living
room, and you want to get the most out of it, this is a clever-but-somewhat-pricey
solution.
How would you describe it?
Windows Media Center PCs and PS3s
may not quite be brothers from another mother, but they do share a
similar urge to be the all-singing, all-dancing set top box for the
living room by letting you you navigate photos, listen to music, watch
video and browse the Internet. To do all of those things well requires
a few more buttons than your typical remote, which is where Logitech's
diNovo Mini wireless keyboard comes in. It connects to your PC or PS3
via Bluetooth 2.0 wireless, with a range of roughly thirty feet. The
media controls allow you to easily adjust volume or switch channels;
the keypad lets you perform text searches or fill out forms more
quickly than would an onscreen keyboard; and the subtle backlighting
means you won't have to whip out a flashlight to see what you're doing.
The ClickPad, which you can see pictured in the upper-right corner of
the device, works both as a D-pad for navigating menus and as a
touchpad like you'd find on a laptop, which comes in particularly handy
for Web browsing.
When can I get my hands on it?
February 2008.
What's your verdict?
Try. We like it...but we're reluctant to spend more than $100 for what's essentially a remote control.
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Jan 6, 2008 12:05 PM

The entrance to CES Unveiled at the Sands Convention Center in Las Vegas
As readers of this blog know, I was very much looking
forward last night's CES Unveiled press preview, for reasons both
professional and social. The social aspect didn't disappoint, as I was
able to reconnect with journalists I already knew (among them, PC
Magazine's Brian Bennett and the San Jose Mercury News' Dean Takahashi)
and meet some writers whom I only knew from their bylines (like
Reuters' Scott Hillis and Fortune's Jon Fortt). Professionally
speaking, however, the 2008 edition of CES Unveiled was a bust, a
sentiment that was echoed by most of the journalists I compared notes
with. Especially when compared to last year's event.
I
can usually count on CES Unveiled for five or so products worth
mentioning, but after making a leisurely sweep of the crowded room, I
found that I'd only bothered to jot down notes on four gadgets and
services, of which only two held up to the harsh light of day
subsequent Internet research. My guess is that a lot of companies were
holding back the good stuff for today's press conferences. But if the
CES organizers don't want next year's event to turn into a ghost town,
they really ought to prevail upon their members to throw us a bone and
show a more interesting lineup.
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Jan 5, 2008 03:56 PM
Last
year, I declared that I had a love-hate relationship with the Consumer
Electronics Show, and upon arriving on Friday evening, I felt that same
rush of mixed emotions wash over me. I love the fact that I got in so
early--the show proper doesn't begin until the 7th--because I was
spared the singular pleasure of standing in a 45-minute long taxi line
at the airport. But I hate the fact that I'll be in Vegas for an entire
week. As much as I love the Strip's kitschy decadence, more than three
or four days here is enough to make most people start hating it; it's
the travel equivalent of eating too much cotton candy. I love seeing a
slew of intriguing new products, but I hate the way everything starts
to blur together after awhile, a numbing haze of product numbers,
gadget dimensions and other fact sheet minutiae. There's a thin line
between love and hate, and CES breaches it every single year...but I
wouldn't miss it for the world.
The key to surviving CES as a
working journalist for a general interest outlet like Newsweek is to
take in the smaller pre-show events, like Digital Experience and ShowStoppers.
Since these three-hour events are designed on a much smaller scale than
the main monstrosity, exhibitors are forced to focus on a handful of
their best products, which helps prevent us pixel-stained wretches from
being overwhelmed. There is a wrinkle, however: these events are
generally scheduled during the dinner hour. Now, the organizers are
kind enough to feed us--and ply us with liquor--but considering that
many of us journalists in attendance know each other, the eating,
catching up and rumor-mongering aspect of these events can easily
overshadow the actual gadget coverage. It's a delicate balance of
priorities that must be carefully calibrated every time. Hopefully I'll
get it right this year.
The first of these pre-CES events is CES Unveiled,
which is put on by the organizers of the Consumer Electronics Show
themselves. They give out awards to a number of products that are
debuting at the show, and at 4pm local time today, the press will get
to see those products and speak with the company reps at CES Unveiled.
I've always found this event particularly useful for getting a jump on
the week ahead, so I'm definitely looking forward to it. That's it for
now, but check back for more of Newsweek's CES 2008 coverage.
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Jan 4, 2008 05:00 PM
What does the Xbox
have in common with the digital video recorder (DVR), high-definition
television, the DVD, the Nintendo Entertainment System, the compact
disc and the camcorder? Each bit of technology made its debut at the
Consumer Electronics Show, arguably the largest tech-related trade show
on earth.
Next week 140,000 geeks and gadget freaks
will descend on Las Vegas and (largely) eschew wickedness for widgets.
Gambling will take a back seat to gawking at gewgaws from Jan. 7-10 as
some 2,700 exhibitors unveil 20,000 new products spread over 1.8
million square feet of convention hall. And what happens in Vegas,
contrary to conventional wisdom, will likely not stay there. If device
makers and content providers have their way, it will be beamed,
streamed, Bluetoothed, plasma-screened, GPS'd, microscopically USB'd
and otherwise hardwired into your home, office and car before too long.
Drooling
yet? Relax. The tech world won't entirely transform next week, analysts
say. "I expect this to be much more evolutionary than revolutionary,"
says Michael Gartenberg
of Jupiter Research. So what can the average consumer get excited about
at this year's show? Here are the people and trends to watch out for:
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