MINNEAPOLIS, Minn. It used to be that the
Minneapolis International Airport was relatively landmark-free. Sure,
there was always Ike's Food and Cocktails, where Stumper has been known
to chug a tasty local microbrew (Surly Furious) while chowing down on a
fried walleye sandwich (presumably caught in one of Minnesota's 10,000
lakes). But that all changed on June 11, 2007, when Republican Sen.
Larry Craig of Idaho was arrested on suspicion of lewd conduct in one
of the airport's many restrooms--instantly destroying his career and
transforming said loo into a must-see destination for any politico who
happens to be passing through the Twin Cities.
Unfortunately
for the Republican party, every politico in the known universe happens
to be passing through the Twin Cities this week--and quite a few of
them (like yours truly) are making sure to make the pilgrimage. In case
you're curious, the famous toilette isn't particularly difficult to find--it's located in
the main mall of Lindbergh Terminal, right between Royal Zeno Shoe
Shine and Talie's jewelry shop. Here are the pictures to prove it:
And to answer your question, no. The stances I spotted were of the appropriate width.
