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mayshays — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:15:32 GMT

Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain gasps for a breash of freth air.

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tpverso — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:31:21 GMT

"I AM THE LIZARD KING!!!"

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Sweet T Rex — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:36:42 GMT

The 'heartbeat away from the presidency' that Gov. Palin is counting on arrives prematurely.

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Jewish Boy — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:37:22 GMT

Since the debate did little to remove the shine from Obama, McCain realized that a little upchuck reflex would be his last opportunity.

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pinko7000 — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:37:58 GMT

Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain eats a fly.

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innocent_bystander — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:38:17 GMT

Republican Presidential candidate shows that his rude behavior directed towards obama stems from his schoolyard crush on the junior senator from Illinois

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worriedabouttheworld33 — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:50:35 GMT

Wow..even I can't stomach the garbage I've been spewing in this campaign!! Sarah...get me my bib!

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yolady — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:58:44 GMT

During last night's Presidential debate hokey-pokey lightning round, Republican candidate John McCain puts his right arm in AND his left arm in as he attempts to "shake it all about."

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Stop The Press — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:09:45 GMT

Senator John McCain (R) is thought to have created a game-changing moment in the final presidential debate Wednesday when he realized he had nearly forgotten to whip "That One"'s "You Know What". In a statement released immediately after the incident, the Obama campaign said that "We need change, not hands of experience!"

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orion12 — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:15:57 GMT

My, I wish I can grab that ass!!

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bsj72380 — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:20:27 GMT

whaaaassssupppp?!

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worriedabouttheworld33 — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:24:26 GMT

Wait..where are you all going... I wasn't finished yet...what the.. I'll hold my breath.. I will...I'l hold it right now..here I go...you'll all be sorry...

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mayshays — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:27:38 GMT

Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain does the McNasty.

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worriedabouttheworld33 — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:33:48 GMT

ahhh..me likes the microphone....me wants the microphone....my precious!!!!!!

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tmspring — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:42:42 GMT

The dead have risen and they're voting Republican!

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tmspring — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:45:04 GMT

Republican Presidential candidate John McCain just seconds before trying to eat Barack Obama's brain.

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bpavlou — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:50:13 GMT

Hey Barry, wait! I forgot to show you my plan for capturing Osama bin Laden!

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bpavlou — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:58:12 GMT

Hey John, are they built for comfort or built for speed?

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mottdeterre — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:59:43 GMT

Deranged old coot stalks President of the United States

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jdpres13 — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 18:08:00 GMT

Caption:

McCain just shook a poor person's hand.

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theHillsAreAlive — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 18:18:41 GMT

He did the mash!

He did the MONSTER MASH!!

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macawin — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:19:29 GMT

Presidential hopeful John McCain (R) reacts when a cameraman mistakes him for the late Truman Capote.

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PDXModerate — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:22:54 GMT

Being too close to Barack Obama, Presidential hopeful John McCain accidentally bites on the poison capsule tooth the CIA implanted on Sept 12, 2001 in case he was captured by terrorists.

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rjdm1 — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:26:15 GMT

In a last-ditch effort to relate to the younger crowd, McCain suddenly jumped up and started performing the popular break-dancing move known as the "Robot" while incoherently uttering "Now breeeaaak!!".

...Obama then followed-up McCain's antics with an impeccable version of the "Worm".

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mayshays — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:36:50 GMT

Said Jabba to Obama: "Ichaga kong un bantha pudu!"

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boatrats — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:37:04 GMT

Maverick Mash: In a rare moment of levity, the GOP presidential candidate demonstrates for his younger opponent some dance moves only an experienced candidate could have mastered.

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republicratarian — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:39:57 GMT

Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain, mistakenly believing that he was on "Dancing With The Stars", attempts to waltz with an imaginary Cloris Leachman while plumbing her tonsils

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beccab81 — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:53:20 GMT

John McCain's new mavericky dance moves. He created these slick dance steps when he was having a beer with Joe Sixpack...or was it Joe Plumber...

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ButchyBoy7 — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 20:11:02 GMT

"I'm John McCAin, and I'm running for president."

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ButchyBoy7 — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 20:12:00 GMT

"HOT CHAA CHAA CHAAA!!!!"

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PONCH — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 20:26:27 GMT

hey john, how does my ass taste?

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queenrosered — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 20:47:30 GMT

"Good thing he has insurance...hey, can we get a medic over here?"

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Stop The Press — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 20:52:41 GMT

Uh, this funny caption section doesn't work well when the picture is not posted near the captions. The comments should be in a scroll field beneath the picture.

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fearwontwork — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:01:20 GMT

Cindy! I think I just filled my Depends!

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fearwontwork — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:08:19 GMT

Cindy!......I.....uh...think I filled my Depends!

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roroes — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:14:20 GMT

aghhhh! I'm choking! gueth they'd thr trigth... one hthbeathaway aghhh!

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misheezy — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:37:44 GMT

Time for the clowns! Yut dut duddle uddle ut da da da...

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mcgreen — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:16:46 GMT

The Lizard King's shape shifting form starts to morph back to it's reptilian native form.

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worriedabouttheworld33 — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:52:15 GMT

John McCain announces ANOTHER new campaign strategy....

"The Kiss your opponents ass...just in case, Campaign"

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poetician — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 23:16:59 GMT

Thank God the debate's over. I can't wait to get out of this truss!

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davidjulis — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 23:36:33 GMT

Senator McCain accidentally steps on Mr. Puddles.

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Whoopi Yoassis — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 23:42:42 GMT

"In a study funded by The League of Women Voters, a focus group of undecided voters were given voodoo dolls, instead of joy sticks, with which to register their debate responses."

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koblinsk — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 04:24:51 GMT

Senator Obama walks away after doling out a swift kick to the proverbial acorns.

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koblinsk — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 04:28:38 GMT

Edit: Senator Obama walks away after delivering a swift kick to the proverbial ACORN's. "You shouldn't have brought it up, John," he said.

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winnie47 — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 05:25:38 GMT

Senator McCain just found out that his hero 'Joe the Plumber' isn't named Joe, isn't a plumber, doesn't make $250,000.00 a year, hasn't paid his CURRENT tax bill, and would actually benefit more from Senator Obama's tax plan.....DOH!

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sk_229 — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 09:00:27 GMT

McCain: " I said I was gonna kick it, but instead I'm gonna bite it!"

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mottdeterre — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:31:41 GMT

Presidential candidate and Illinois Senator Barack Obama (D) walks off the set at a recent taping of the Muppet Show.

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hurmey — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 20:27:14 GMT

CAPTION COMMENT: I'LL GET YOUR ASS ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!

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dhaese — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 21:16:47 GMT

Caption: "And John McCain, in a rare festive mood, Robots off the stage."