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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://blog.newsweek.com/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>'I've Got One for Either Party'</title><link>http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/stumper/archive/2008/11/05/i-ve-got-one-for-either-party.aspx</link><description>[BrightCove:type='mini';titleid=1892848298;featuredName=null;playerName=null;rsslid=1886195672;rsspid=1691028268;configpid=1378342539;lineupCollapse='true';lineupName=null;stylesheet=null;numItems=3;startMinimized='false';width=500;height=500;podcastURL='http://www.newsweek.com/id/40211';placeAd=99,'video';</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2.1 SP2 (Debug Build: 2.18)</generator><item><title>re: 'I've Got One for Either Party'</title><link>http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/stumper/archive/2008/11/05/i-ve-got-one-for-either-party.aspx#792009</link><pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:30:28 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">544c64cf-7058-4151-925a-a0fd041e73dd:792009</guid><dc:creator>7skuareoff</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Man oh man, the difference a day makes. On Monday, &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Backtrack Obama was promising us all if he got &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;elected, we was going to be sailing down Easy &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Street in gravy boats. He &amp;nbsp;was going to take Oprah's&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and Michael Jordan's and Whoopi Goldberg's millions&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and gives us all free health care. Then he was going &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;to cut up some Golden Parachutes and pay off all them&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;overdue mortgages. Then, he was going to tax the Wayans&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;brothers, the Baldwin brothers, Richard Parsons, Bill &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Gates, Charles Barkley, Shannon Sharpe and Antonio &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Perez and pay off all our college tuition. Backtrack was &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;going to put up a couple of windmills and cut OPEC off &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;at the pump. Recession, we don't have no stinking &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;recession, because Obama Claus was coming to town.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just a few hours later, in his victory speech, the &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;complexion of the entire world changed. The gravy boats &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;have been swamped, the millions of free health care &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and tuition and mortgages available to us all for a &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ballot, just hours earlier, have disappeared amid dire &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;warnings of a &amp;quot;tough climb ahead, up a steep road&amp;quot;. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What changed? It was all sunshine and lollipops when &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;he was running, then, come time to deliver, Obama Claus &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;got shot down by the Ruskies. BS, BS, BS, Washington, &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it seems, is in for a bad case of BO. &lt;/p&gt;
</description><category>Blog: Stumper</category></item><item><title>re: 'I've Got One for Either Party'</title><link>http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/stumper/archive/2008/11/05/i-ve-got-one-for-either-party.aspx#805155</link><pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 21:08:50 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">544c64cf-7058-4151-925a-a0fd041e73dd:805155</guid><dc:creator>DianaRo</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;The Borgen Project has some good info on the cost of addressing global poverty.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;$30 billion: Annual shortfall to end world hunger.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;$540 billion: Annual U.S. Defense Budget.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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