Steve Tuttle
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Nov 2, 2007 01:13 PM
Imagine you're sitting around one night watching TV and a pollster
calls. The nice man wants you to participate in a "blind bio" poll,
which means he will describe several potential presidential candidates
to you and then ask you which person you'd hypothetically support. He
won't give you any names, only a brief description of the candidates'
biographies. You think, well, "Scrubs" is over, I might as well hear
him out.
The pollster starts talking about this one guy, call
him "Candidate A," who seems pretty cool: He's "an experienced
candidate from the South who has been Vice President...and a U.S.
Senator." Wow! Sounds great. Who could it be, though? This person has
won "several awards, including an Oscar, a Grammy, and an Emmy for his
documentary about global climate change." Man, you're thinking, this
guy is amazing! If only someone like that would run in real life. How
could I not vote for such a person?
But wait! It gets
better. This mysterious hypothetical dream candidate also just won the
Nobel Peace Prize! Woah! Think that's good? "This candidate has been
against the Iraq war from the beginning." OMG! You are sold, especially
when you learn that two of the other "blind bio" candidates "voted to
authorize" the war but now say it was "wrong" or have been critical of
how it's been handled. Flip-floppers. The only other candidate
mentioned is a "first-term" Senator who "draws huge crowds to campaign
rallies." Big whup.
You think it over for half a second and
tell the pollster you're choosing "Candidate A" over those war
supporters B and D and the inexperienced C. You and 35 percent of the
527 "likely Democratic voters" interviewed nationwide October 24-27
agree that this mysterious fellow is a dream candidate. (Which begs
the question: who are the 65 percent of Dems who voted for the
flip-floppers and non-Nobel winners?) The poll was done by Zogby
International market research and was commissioned by something called
"algore.org." Stay tuned to this space as our investigation into who
this mysterious candidate might be continues.
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