Most of the attention on the
Massachusetts Senate race so far has focused on the growing pool of Democratic
candidates, which makes sense given that Democrats virtually own the seat. So
you'd be forgiven for missing GOP state Sen. Scott Brown's announcement
Saturday that he's entering the race. Brown's been a fixture in Massachusetts
conservative politics since the early 1990s, and he's served in the
Massachusetts Senate since winning a special election in 2004. Some Gaggle
readers may remember the fiscal conservative as the father of American Idol
contestant Ayla Brown.
But others may remember him from his 1982 nude centerfold in Cosmopolitan, dug
up by Wonkette
back in 2007.
Cosmopolitan, 1982
Brown was just 22 when he won Cosmo's "America's
Sexiest Man" competition. Cosmo wrote
that "adorably sexy" Brown likes "slinky girls" and
that he wasn't shy about taking his clothes off. "I'm not ashamed of my
body," Brown told Cosmo. "I work hard enough to keep it in shape.
When you go to the beach, you automatically seek out the best bodies, female
and male. Why should it be different in a magazine?" Upon reading the full
spread, girls will discover that Brown, a self-described patriot, is
someone they should want to "snuggle over the longer haul." (I'm
thinking campaign slogans here─"Brown: A Senator You Can Snuggle.") A
law student at Boston
College at the time,
Brown said he intended to put his $1,000 prize toward his tuition.
Jokes aside, that this racy pic has been circulating for
years and hasn't hampered Brown's career perhaps isn't that surprising.
"It's a pretty tame photo compared to what you might see at an NFL
halftime show," says campaign spokesperson Eric Fehrnstrom. "The fact
is, when Scott was 22 years old, he was footloose and carefree."
That may be so, but how would he be treated if he were a woman?
Although a nude centerfold might not kill a female
politician's career, it would most certainly prompt questions about her
character. Was she unacceptably promiscuous? Did she have a wild, compromising
youth? While we scoff at the exploits of young men─they're allowed to be "footloose
and carefree"─women are rarely afforded that luxury. For Brown, who just
turned 50, it's a case of "boys will be boys." We can giggle at
Brown's treasure trail and not think twice about how the sight of it affects his
political career. But when Sarah Palin's head
was Photoshopped on the body of a gun-totin', bikini-clad babe, it served as
evidence for many of her unsuitability for office. Even when the photo was
proved to be fake, it continued to haunt her. Palin's sexuality was at once
titillating and threatening─for as many fans as she gained for being
attractive, there were as many who used it in building the case against her.
If Barbara Boxer had posed nude in her youth and declared her love for
"buff boys," I predict her voters would be collectively horrified,
and she'd probably never shake the crass jokes that would follow. As a culture,
we simply don't like our female representatives to be publicly sexual.
In the end, there are many reasons why this photo won't
matter much in this campaign─not least of which being that Brown's chances of
winning Kennedy's seat are minuscule. But it probably won't matter much to the
rest of his career, either. It's just one of the advantages of being a dude.