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Posted Thursday, November 12, 2009 11:16 AM

Newsverse: Goodbye, Mr. Dobbs

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By Jerry Adler

So wily Lou has picked the locks

That kept him in his padded box

And tiptoed off, in just his socks.

     Or should we say, weighed anchor?

 

So now we wonder where he docks

To whom he’ll lead his rabid flocks:

The Pop that loves his famous Vox

     And adores his rancor.

 

A network just for frat-boy jocks?

Where aliens are put in stocks

And viewers pelt them with big rocks

      Before each half-time show?

 

Could it be UPN, or Cox?

They’d have to open up Fort Knox

We know Lou’s crazy, like a Fox.

     I’d really love to know.

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Posted By: DoktahSoose (November 16, 2009 at 4:26 PM)

SLY FOX II (FAUX NEWS)

The foxes are sly

They shock and defy

They knock on Barack

And they flock to a lie

I stop to reply

But know that I can’t

Holding their soul

I’m controlling the chant

Extolling their rant

Is not what I do

Wiley O’Reilly

And Hannity too

There’s Greta, there’s Brit

There’s Shep and there’s Beck

They never will sever

Their clever effect

Infect and deject!

Object and reject

I’m checkin’ their weapon,

It’s kept in their neck

No choice for the calm

Their voice is a bomb

Their noise, it destroys

They rejoice in a psalm

I moisten my palm

And wait for a shot

Sniper in place

I wait out the plot

No peace til decease

Words murder their crock

We feast on the beast

I’m servin’ Murdoch

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Posted By: drewand (November 16, 2009 at 1:49 PM)

The left? Obviously you don't even know where the left is you pompous idiot!! The Obama administration is center right because America is center right. Maybe, just maybe if he governed from the left, the real left some of these initiatives would get done. Nobody is more paranoid or critical than the crazy conservative, Huckabee, Palin, right. If you want to blame anyone for the current immigration, blame your man Ronnie!!


Posted By: Throckmortona (November 13, 2009 at 2:14 PM)

Mr. Adler is supposedly a editor and journalist? Does he not understand the basics of freedom of speech? Frankly Mr. Adler, your a moron. Most Americans do not support runaway immigration and amnesty which was demonstrated very loudly just two years ago with the defeat of the Kennedy-McCain Comprehensive Immigration Reform along with McCain's ambitions for the Presidency.

I don't understand the hatred espoused toward Lou Dobbs, Fox News and their commentators? There is more hate and venom spewed by the left than anywhere else in the media. The hypocrisy from the left is absolutely amazing. I can only attribute this to the larger and larger ratings and audience share for Fox.

The paranoia on the left is well founded given the population of the United States is a center right. Were President Obama, Rep. Pelosi and Sen. Reid governing more from the center instead of the far left, they would have much more success. God knows President Bush gave away the store during his tenure. Now the left wants the land too! Evidently the feel good election of 2008 has given way to reality.

The proof of cooperation can be seen during the Reagan and Clinton administrations. With Reagan, he got the job done with a democrat congress. With Clinton, he got the job done with a republican congress. Unfortunately, nobody, least of all Mr. Adler has learned from history. The Reagan Amnesty accomplished what? Today we have over 12 million illegal aliens and they all want amnesty, benefits but not necessarily citizenship or care to assimilate into American society.

Soledad O'Brien runs a good series "Latino in America" and there's a mother that immigrated illegally from Mexico who has been in this country over 20 years and she still can't speak English? Until this country can secure it's borders, what is the point of Comprehensive Immigration Reform? We will just continue to be overrun with immigrants the world over to the detriment of American citizens and we'll be addressing the issue all over again in another 20 years! Wake up people. Do you want your jobs and wages to continue to deteriorate or will we begin to enforce existing laws on business, labor and border security? It's not hatred, it's upholding the rule of law for the benefit of the common good!